If Sarah Palin can’t prevent Bristol from being invaded, how can we trust her to protect America?
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Really Short Books
- Parenting With Love and Logic by Britney Spears
- John McCain’s Guide to the Internet
- Hilarious Nazi Tattoos
- The Sexual Desires of Mother Teresa
- How to Chew Gum
- Rick Steves’ Best of Darfur 2008
- The Cultural Impact of Dexys Midnight Runners
- The Jewish New Testament
- Michael Moore’s Get Fit Stay Fit Plan
- Native American Guide to Real Estate Negotiation
- The History of Crystal Clear Pepsi
- Women in Power
- The Habits of Highly Effective Hookers
- Being Amish in the Digital Age
- The Impressive Works of Vin Diesel
- Amy Winehouse: Dressing Like a Lady
- The Handwritten Memoirs of Edward Scissorhands
- George W Bush’s Quick Tips for Gooder Grammer
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Ben, a long-time member of the Ryler Society, posted a story on his blog this weekend about a trip to the supermarket and a small whipped cream explosion he encountered.
What’s awesome about Ben’s story (aside from the photo of him speckled with whipped topping) is that he actually thought of the Ryler Society while he was standing there covered in whipped cream. And instead of getting frustrated, he laughed about it.
And I bet other people laughed too. I know I did.
The point is… this is what it’s all about. You’re doing it right, Ben. And if there were member awards, you would surely win one right now. I mean, it’d probably be something like bravest grocery shopper or best-looking human dessert, but whatev… it’d still be an award.
Good work, my friend.
What’s awesome about Ben’s story (aside from the photo of him speckled with whipped topping) is that he actually thought of the Ryler Society while he was standing there covered in whipped cream. And instead of getting frustrated, he laughed about it.
And I bet other people laughed too. I know I did.
The point is… this is what it’s all about. You’re doing it right, Ben. And if there were member awards, you would surely win one right now. I mean, it’d probably be something like bravest grocery shopper or best-looking human dessert, but whatev… it’d still be an award.
Good work, my friend.
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2. Dressage commentator: ‘This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.’
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: ‘I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.’
4. Boxing Analyst: ‘Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.’
5. Softball announcer: ‘If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.’
6. Basketball analyst: ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.’
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: ‘Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.’
8. Soccer commentator: ‘Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.’
9. Tennis commentator: ‘One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?’
Top 9 Comments made by NBC Sports Commentators during the Summer Olympics
1. Weightlifting commentator: ‘This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.’2. Dressage commentator: ‘This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.’
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: ‘I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.’
4. Boxing Analyst: ‘Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.’
5. Softball announcer: ‘If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.’
6. Basketball analyst: ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.’
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: ‘Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.’
8. Soccer commentator: ‘Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.’
9. Tennis commentator: ‘One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?’
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The Ryler Society is a club for people who like laughter. It's a tumblog full of obscure stories, fictional interviews, made-up characters, etc. It exists to remind us all that life is funny and short and we can't take it too seriously.
Hopefully it makes you laugh &ndash and inspires you to make others laugh too.
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